Hvor mange hunder trengs det for å skifte en lyspære?

[Yodel]

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."

12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

15. Basenji: And what's in it for me??? What do I get, if I change that light bulb? huh???

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:

"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

--Basenjis have a mind of their own----

[MarieR]

Haha, denne "made my day"!

Buhunden ville sagt at om den bjeffer lenge nok kommer det en anne hund å gjør det for den

[Aina&Kaizer]

Hehe, fin.

[HHC]

Var søt

[Kjerstii]

Hihi, gøy

[Hilde90]

Hehe, så gøy

[henrikke]

Hørt en annen versjon av Old English : uuuhm.. okay.. what i just eat was a light bulb, interesting..

Boxer: I dont care as long as I have mye chewing toy

Bullmastiff : I 'm not afraid of the dark.Why change the bulb?

[siljestokka]

hehe.. Stilig. Passet også til rasene:D

[Guest Maritus]

Haha... Den var søt då!