Instruksjoner på produkter

[Yodel]

Med tanke på de rettskjennelsene som tidligere er postet her på sonen er det kanskje ikke så rart at produsentene forsøker å helgardere seg:

> In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed

> through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer

goods.

>

>

> On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --

> "Do not turn upside down."

> (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

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> On Sainsbury's peanuts --

> "Warning: contains nuts."

> (talk about a news flash)

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> On Boots Children Cough Medicine --

> "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking

> this medication."

> (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents

> if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those

> bulldozers.)

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> On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding --

> "Product will be hot after heating."

> (...and you thought????...)

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> On a Sears hairdryer --

> Do not use while sleeping.

> (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

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> On a bag of Fritos --

> You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.

> Details inside.

> (the shoplifter special?)

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> On a bar of Dial soap --

> "Directions: Use like regular soap."

> (and that would be???....)

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> On some Swanson frozen dinners --

> "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

> (but, it's just a suggestion.)

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> On packaging for a Rowenta iron --

> "Do not iron clothes on body."

> (but wouldn't this save me time?)

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> On Nytol Sleep Aid --

> "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

> (..I'm taking this because???....)

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> On most brands of Christmas lights --

> "For indoor or outdoor use only."

> (as opposed to what?)

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> On a Japanese food processor --

> "Not to be used for the other use."

> (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

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> On an American Airlines packet of nuts --

> "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

> (Step 3: say what?)

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> On a child's Superman costume --

> "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

> (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

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> On a Swedish chainsaw --

> "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

> (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

>

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[tm100021]

hahahahahaha...

[Artemis]

*Fniiis*

[Karris]

Latterlig! Vi kjøpte en switch til PC-en, og på pakka stod det: "Do not attend to eat". Søren! Vi som kjøpte den PC-delen for å ha den til middag. Hva skal vi spise nå?