Calina Skrevet 19. August 2013 Rapporter Share Skrevet 19. August 2013 How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Golden Retriever - The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? Border Collie - Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund - You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! Rottweiler - Make me. Labrador - Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? German Shepherd - I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark , checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. Maltese - Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. Jack Russell Terrier - I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. Poodle - I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. Cocker Spaniel - Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Doberman - While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. Boxer - Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark... Chihuahua - Yo quiero Taco Bulb Irish Wolfhound - Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover... Pointer - I see it, there it is. There it is, right there... Greyhound - It isn't moving. Who cares? Australian Shepherd - First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... Old English Sheep Dog - Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?Hound Dog - ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz...z...z...z...z...z...z... CAT - Cats don't do light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light? 8 Siter Lenke til kommentar Del på andre sider More sharing options...
MarieR Skrevet 19. August 2013 Rapporter Share Skrevet 19. August 2013 Hehe, denne likte jeg Siter Lenke til kommentar Del på andre sider More sharing options...
Dante Skrevet 20. August 2013 Rapporter Share Skrevet 20. August 2013 Herlig! Siter Lenke til kommentar Del på andre sider More sharing options...
Aslan Skrevet 20. August 2013 Rapporter Share Skrevet 20. August 2013 It's true Siter Lenke til kommentar Del på andre sider More sharing options...
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