Shakespear og utstilling

[Yodel]

DOG FANCIER'S GUIDE TO SHAKESPEARE

"To be or not to be, that is the question." (Shall

we breed this season?)

"Double, double toil and trouble, fire burn and

cauldron bubble" (Ringside gossip)

"Me thought I heard a voice cry, "Sleep no more" . .

. (Bitch in season in same house with active stud)

"What fools these mortals be" (They just bought

their 3rd dog)

"Out, out damned spot!" (They are housebreaking the

3rd dog)

"What light through yonder window breaks?" (Up all

night whelping)

"Much ado about nothing" (False pregnancy)

"Assume a virtue if you have it not" (Be a good

loser)

"Play such fantastic tricks before high heaven as

make the angels weep" (On seeing some odd judging-or

clever handling)

"Small curs are not regarded when they grin" (Unless

they have a big-name handler)

"Nor let the rain of heaven wet this place" (The

prayer of all outdoor show chairs)

"Like a fountain with an hundred spouts" (Male dog

going for walk)

"A double blessing is a double grace" (Best of Breed

AND a group placement)

"I love the sport well; but I shall as soon quarrel

at it as any man in England" (Sentiments of the

inveterate dog-show enthusiast)

"Your father is at Westminster" (But your mother

wasn't show-quality)

"And I do wish your honours may increase"

(Best-in-show next time!)

"Obedience: for so work the honey-bees, creatures

that by a rule in nature teach the act of order" (A

good definition!)

[Guest Jonna]

Syns den var bra jeg.

[Caroline]

Haha, stilig!