Lyspærer....;-)

[Calina]

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever - The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie - Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund - You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler - Make me.
Labrador - Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
German Shepherd - I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark , checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Maltese - Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier - I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Poodle - I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Cocker Spaniel - Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman - While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Boxer - Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...
Chihuahua - Yo quiero Taco Bulb
Irish Wolfhound - Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover...
Pointer - I see it, there it is. There it is, right there...
Greyhound - It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd - First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep Dog - Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
Hound Dog - ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz...z...z...z...z...z...z...

CAT - Cats don't do light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

[MarieR]

Hehe, denne likte jeg

[Dante]

Herlig!

[Aslan]

It's true